Aw, that is sad, a birthday without cake..! I'm sorry to "little you". <3 *virtual cake*
Not to be ungrateful or anything but…
Are you sure this is edible? It looks.. expired.
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
i cried over rice once
I cried over a plate once
I cried over stubbing my toe, it didn’t even hurt.
I cried over the fact I didn’t have cake for my birthday 8 years ago.
You look related to Mickey. Hang out with him often?
Not often enough. He’s a nice mouse.
aer you homo
IM SO MAD MY ANATOMY IS BREAKING
No, I’m just saying you’re a witch
I JUST HAVE EXTRA LUMPS OKAY
(AND THAT BOOB SPELL WORE OFF ALREADY)4/5
Well, seeing as you have a boob(s?), I'm going to assume you ARE a woman and you ARE in fact a witch.
IN OTHER WORDS YOU’RE SAYING IM FAT
Don't be in love with the boob al, it's a trap
insinuate I hold love for the boob