Aw, that is sad, a birthday without cake..! I'm sorry to "little you". <3 *virtual cake*

— Anonymous

Not to be ungrateful or anything but…

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Are you sure this is edible? It looks.. expired.

3/10

owlheartkeyslock:

carrying—my—crosses:

thegirlwhostoletheworld:

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

i cried over rice once

I cried over a plate once

I cried over stubbing my toe, it didn’t even hurt. 

I cried over the fact I didn’t have cake for my birthday 8 years ago.

You look related to Mickey. Hang out with him often?

— Anonymous

Not often enough. He’s a nice mouse.

2/10

aer you homo

— Anonymous

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IM SO MAD MY ANATOMY IS BREAKING

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I JUST HAVE EXTRA LUMPS OKAY

(AND THAT BOOB SPELL WORE OFF ALREADY)

4/5

Well, seeing as you have a boob(s?), I'm going to assume you ARE a woman and you ARE in fact a witch.

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IN OTHER WORDS YOU’RE SAYING IM FAT

3/5

Don't be in love with the boob al, it's a trap

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insinuate I hold love for the boob

1/5

lovesick!alfred…